You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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