my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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