In the future we'll all be gay
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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