Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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