I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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