How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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