69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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