dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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