Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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