he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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