Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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