Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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