He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
how does that bad decision feel?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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