12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize