Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
