I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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