just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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