Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
do nipples grow back?
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