Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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