After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
wow bdsm is so cute
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