think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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