Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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