school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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