I like to think it a success when the cops are called
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
