I wish I could punch you in the face.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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