No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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