so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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