Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
This is classic penis vs brain.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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