i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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