this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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