I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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