So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.