i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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