The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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