Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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