She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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