one two three fourrrrnication!
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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