so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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