we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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