you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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