the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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