piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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