UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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