another moral hangover. fuck.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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