im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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