C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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