We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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