it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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