Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Randomize