so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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