How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
