So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
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go home
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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