The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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