I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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