Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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