Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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