I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
His hands were made for my vagina.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I think people are normalizing furries
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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