You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.