drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.