just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom