i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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